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"Sweet Ideas"Written By: Fancy Figures Disclaimer: I don't own 'em, wish I did, just
enjoy writing about 'em for free etc Pairing: 1x2x1 Warnings: yaoi, conversation, lime, humour, abuse of Easter bunnies Rating: NC 17 Summary: Written for klingonpoo’s prompt
for Heero and Duo and a chocolate Easter bunny. "Sweet Ideas" “That’s what they call…chomp... their inspirational ideas, Heero.” “Who do?” “The fanfiction writers.” “And…?” “They call their ideas… chomp... ‘bunnies’. Haven’t you been listening to me for the last ten minutes?” “Duo, I fail to see… Never mind.” “I’ve just been explaining to you… chomp... some of the terms that will help you… chomp... enjoy your surfing experience to the full.” “My surfing experience?” “Uh-huh. That’s what you’re doing, chomp, isn’t it? Reading stories on the net? Stories that are – dare we say it – a little on the... chomp... citrus side?” “Hn.” “Love you that colour, Heero. The cerise blushes go well with the... chomp... green vest. It’s OK to like lemon, you know... chomp. We all do it, sometimes.” “Do we?” “Hell, yeah. I like a bit of my own... chomp... inspiration now and then. The guys and gals can really rustle up some… chomp... interesting plotlines, I must say. I mean, you remember last week when I suggested you wore…?” “Duo, please…” “And when we tried that thing with the popcorn?” “Duo, I don’t think…” “Oh, and that time on the train, all squashed up in the corner like that when the lights went out, hell, did you think... chomp... I’d thought up that scenario all by myself?” “So… these ‘bunnies’…” “Yeah. chomp. Funny name. Not sure why. Answers on a... chomp... postcard, please. Maybe ‘cos they nibble. Maybe ‘cos they’re damned difficult to catch. Maybe ‘cos they look so fluffy and then they turn around and bite your fingers -” “Bunnies – like the Easter bunny?” “Yeah.” “Like… the chocolate one you’ve been stuffing down your throat for the last ten minutes?” “Well, I don’t know about chocolate ones. Well… I guess… Heero, you’re looking kinda odd, if you don’t mind me... chomp... saying so.” “I do mind, Duo. I mind you jabbering a load of nonsense to me when I’m trying to wind down after a hard day at work with some literary material of my choice. I mind the fact that you assume a sexual motivation to everything I do. I mind -” “But I’m right, right? About the sexual motivation thing?” “That’s beside the point. I mind the way you’ve been rudely chomping away at that chocolate Easter bunny even while you were talking to me.” “Ahh, but it’ll... chomp... melt if I leave it -” “- letting the chocolate smear all over your mouth, then licking your lips, time and again -” “- or some beggar will steal it, and after all, Relena left it as a gift for me -” “- with thin, dark brown, sweet smelling dribbles of chocolate trailing down your chin -” “Heero, are we still talking about the bunnies?” “- savouring every mouthful, rolling it slowly around on your tongue, nibbling first at the feet, and then the arms, and then – most cruelly – snapping off the ears, right in front of me -” “Heero, what are you...? I think I can probably wipe my own face by now, you know, I have been legally drinking for the last couple of years -” “- most, most cruelly -” “Ahh, but Heero, with your tongue? I mean… the licking… my chin… Jeez, it’s rather good, if you don’t mind… me saying so…” “I really do mind, Duo. That you have no idea what your exhibition of greed and lack of table manners have been doing to either the bunny, or to me. That you haven’t even offered to feed any any to me -” “Heero, you haven’t been listening, have you? Not to my stuff about fanfiction writers and… stuff?” “Yes, I have.” “Heero, look at me when I’m talking to you. Heero, I don’t think any of the chocolate got down there… ugghn…” “Duo?” “No, forget I spoke. There’s chocolate down there, I’m sure there is. You need to lick away down there, too. I'll just move my shirt. I'll just... yes, just… there…” “Have you finished the bunny now? Duo, please answer with more than a whimper.” “Yes, Heero. Yes please, Heero. Whatever you want, Heero. I can educate you in the ways of fanfiction any other damned time, I just don’t want you to stop doing that thing with your tongue just yet -” “Oh, but I’ve learned a lot from this, Duo.” “You… have?” “Hn. Let me show you exactly what ideas your chocolate bunny has inspired in me.” “Look... hang on. I mean, why do I need to... Is there really room on this couch for both of us to tangle around each other like that...?" “Lie back and be quiet now." "Heero... these ideas.. are they… citrus in nature?” "Hush, Duo. That's something else I learned in
my reading. Let me show, not tell.” End
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